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November 11, 2009

INTRODUCTION OF NEW WORD 2.1 & 2.2

Firstly, we all hate Ahlian & Ahbeng(s) DONT we.

& they DO look like Aliens with their bullshit hair, scary make-up, fugly accessories & crap dressing DONT they?

Plus their behaviours are totally, bizzare. Put it in a nice way, SHIT that is.

Hahaha, heres a new word for you.

-They dont deserves nice colours, Shit colour will do-

2.1 AHLIEN

Pronounced as AH . LI . EN . Not   AH . LI . ANN .

Definition : Female hooligans, also known as AHLIANS in Asia ;

Abilities : Spoil trends.

Absorbs away the charm in clothings, making themselves look ALIENIC.

Ruining the beauty of make up, making their faces look like SHIT.

A hell damn big of a mouth. TO SUCK DICKS HAHAHA.

2.2 BEGLIEN

Pronounced as BEG . GLI . ENN .

Definition : Male hooligans. Same as AHLIEN's description.

Abilities : SPOIL TRENDS EVEN FURTHER

& ALL OTHER SHIT THAT DO US NO GOOD. FUCK IT, IM FURIOUS. _l_

!Q#$%^@#$^&

I will grip out you faggots' dicks & STUFF IT INSIDE YOUR BALLS. FUCKING DICKHEADS.

Cool down.. calm.. phew.

Speech of sympathy

We humans, must understand that these faggots from outer space, underground or some-other-hole-that-nobody-knows,

fagged their way here to EARTH & eventually ending their journey in SINGAPORE. Well some other parts of Asia too but who cares right now..

We have to bless em with sincerity, cause we have humanity. Everytime you see a bunch.. do not bother look more than 3seconds. Just close your eyes, in a state of peaceful mind..

& say.. FUCK YOU FAGGOTS_l_

*emphasize on the word FAGGOT. It is important.

I dont wna classify / group people to you by stating actions & all. I wish to. It'll definitely make this post hell much more interesting.

But i might offend some nice people. Actions the fags do, some we do too. We're not fags.

You'll know one when you see one. Unless you're one, you'll never realise the other's one.

RULES TO FOLLOW

1. When near to one, hold your breath & walk away arrogantly.

2. Do not, DO NOT ever show your fear for them.

3. Bless them with the F word.

4. Avoid all contacts with them.

5. Avoid dressing like them. They have no style. All posers.

6. Laugh real hard & mock em with your friends(:
7. Purposely stomp on their "gang doodlings" on the floor.

8. Doodle over their "gang doodlings" on walls/tables etc..

9. Make fun of their photos, to make your day.

10. DO NOT, TAKE PHOTOS THAT POSES LIKE THEM. EW. Unless its for mockery.

11. When shopping, remind yourself not to buy items that fags buy. Even if its nice. Wait till it falls out of their shit trend.

12. When you're about to sneeze, feel free to sneeze in their direction. Dont cover & let the mucus+spit FLY FREE!

 

Words before :

1. Feliggot

Please refer to old post for more information. Th-th-thank you.

November 11, 2009

Love happens

 

TODAY

was reeeeeeeal fun! :D

Met Jasmine out for movie today. Just the two of us O: Hahaha.

We were planning to watch 2012. Travelled to Vivo, there was no show. Went for subway for lunch first..

& lunch was DAMN INTERESTING. LOL

Ate like messy monkeys.

& gossipped like gossip queens.

Travelled to Douby, just to found out that 2012 wasnt out yet! HAHAHA.

Like, "coming soon" LOL. Alternatively, switched to Love happens.

Went around taking photographs & posing like idiots. Cute idiots. I emphasized.

Love happens was a great movie. Touching too. Many cried. Jasmine too D:

Im not gonna make it a big deal that i didnt.. I was holding back. There were tears -.-

Aint gonna be like a feliggot, making a huge fuss bout it.

Nothing to be proud of being a human-bean with no sense of humanity.

ANYWAY,

you just got to catch that movie!

November 08, 2009

7th Nov's class barbeque

Meishi , Leejiaxin , Rouxuan , Bernice -we look drunk ._. But we didnt drink! Lol-

Adorable lil Ahboon drinking coke from paperplate. Hahaha, failure.

Notice, i changed my shirt. xD

Jasmine & Ahboon. Whats with that pose. Must be something horny from him. Lol.

Briana, Jasmine & Ahboon. -Briana's alien face-

 

Camera woman's extra finger. -Heaven's dick- LOLLL

The people who played hard.

All the people with messy hair.

They call me pornstar. IM NOT A PORNSTAR. Lol nice legs =x

Now thats a pornstar. Feliggot possessed pornstar.

Another pornstar.

My flash caught her before she caught us. She scold me D:

Happy girls love cheap thrills!

Sad people ); with sad stomachs ); & sad problems );

Anna. I think shes gonna eat the whole bottle.

Rouxuan look like ahma.

Bottle-eating-monster ANNA & ALICIA :D

Looks pregnant.

Leejiaxin & Jasmine . Lychee & Longan .

The emo - Jasmine

The lazy - Philene

 

Im sorry i had to replace the photos with edited-unfaced-alicia ones. I swear i cant stand my fugly face. I did left a few there, which are not that bad.. I think. Continue posting & i'll be single for life. LOL.

If you want the original piece, ask from me. I'll send through msn.

November 08, 2009

Class bbq - walking home alone

Surprisingly, crow was reeeeeeeeeeal nice today. Like really nice. Gentle & friendly. No stinky cawing. Weird... Whatever :D

I just got home.. about 1am. HMG my mom stood me up -.- Told me to wait at compass, shes gonna pick me home. I waited with Jasmine..

For awhile & she called. "WHERE ARE YOU" , "Er..compass? -.-" , "WHY YOU STILL AT COMPASS!" , "YOU said YOU was gonna pick ME -.-" , "I said maybe. Now im tired. Come back on your own." - 12am. What evil mother.

Fine, Jasmine went on her bus first & i waited for mine. Waited till like.. 12.35am or so? I assume theres no more buses left T.T

So i carried my hugehugebiggeybiggey cooler box on my back, & walked home from compass. My legs were killing me T.T

Muscle ache that is. I enjoyed walking home alone.

The only unenjoyable part is that its real dark. Im afraid of the dark..

Now im home, i bathed, im tired!

I'll put up a post tmr, for today's not-bad-quite-awesome-bbq :D

&& whats wrong with guys man. Sickening. Guys are sickening creatures. Im really starting to hate em.

Order your girlf to go here, do this, do not do that, do not go there. blahblahblah. Whatever.

Boyfriends are sickeningly irritating machines.. I wonder why girls are so attracted to em.

I find it hard, real hard.. to like em. Maybe, 2 out of 60 - 100 ? I wonder if you're still alive..

WHATEVER

Night people.

November 06, 2009

I wanted to smash his face.

Late for class today. Boring.. Wanted to get some breakfast at macdonalds actually.

But i'ld be alone. Plus Rouxuan's dad got her all the way to school ._. Lol.

We're like refugees there. For like an hour? Got my butt all itchy -.- With the *Psp addict*

Blahblahblah, blahblah.. I dont really remember what happened today in class.

I was busy drawing stars. Just stars. I drew stars cause..

I heard a crow cawing.. It irritated the fuck out of me. Not that i didnt try ignoring it,

but it just keeps on cawing. I took my calculator.. Before i turned around and trash it on

its face repeatedly, i thought twice. Like, im not afraid to smash the crow's face like mash potato..

I want it to bleed actually.. Bleed & tear till i can see its bone crack & eyeball falling out. I just thought that

it'll be troublesome to get into another case. So i let go of my calculator.. & drew stars.

Mommy say if i wna be pretty i should keep calm & not hurt anybody. I need therapy for this.

Alicia Leejiaxin devloping into a sick minded violent psycho. Well, thats all i remember for today.

i think i'll probably stuff red hot charcoal down his eye socket if i get mad. Recently, i find guys are really irritating. Used to love em.

Now i cant wait to tie em up & dissect em. I wna find out the element that makes them so irritating & unappealing..

I feel like stuffing cotton down Samantha's mouth now so she'll STOP CRYING WTF. Great shes hugging me now. I cant do it.

& I want seafood bisque @ DBG );

About Me

Things-i-want list

Backpack , High socks

Leggings, headphone

Piercing, scene hair,

Mini skirts, jeans

Rebonding, haircut

Jet black hair dye, hairspray

1 hoodie, 2 hoodies, 3 hoodies

Make up kit , colourful socks

Arrival of contact lens, Ahmi birthday present

BoysLikeGirls merchandise , Learn guitar

Cover my room with BoysLikeGirls posters

Rent Santa girl's outfit

Christmas @ Orchard , free hugs & party

Bigger cage for Backside

Bake , invent Christmas recipes

Lose at least 3kg , Get to see Fauzi T.T

Terminate all Ahlians & Ahbengs

Drink Seafood Bisque at DBG HMG HMG!

Meet BoysLikeGirls - I want Martin D:

A job T.T A DAMN JOB

Hold that AWSOME CHRISTMAS PARTY!

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